Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,500 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
buy your frist upgrade in shop
Play for first time
Die 3 times and play again
Make a total of x10 combo
Collect 20k money
kill a total of 50 monsters in game
make more than 100 special strikes
collect 20 or more stars
Complete all upgrades in shop
Make more than 100 critical hits
Make more than 300 critical hits
kill the first boss
Collect 50k money
kill a total of 500 monsters in game
collect 50 or more stars
kill the second boss
Make a total of x30 combo
kill the third boss
collect 100 stars
Complete all the game
Medals Earned: 4/32 (25/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
Complete level #4
Complete level #8
Complete level #12
Complete level #16
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Reach level 20
Complete the game
Beat the game without loading or dying once. Good luck...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
well! what is it!
*points down*
prostration
well! what it is!
*looks skyward*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
impossibru!
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/275 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (155/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)